My Boyfriend Speaks Cat....A Rooftop Adventure

This kitten is smitten

My cat Loki, is probably on his 7th or 8th life. He's fallen out of windows, been chased by dogs, been stuck in fences...the list goes on and on. He's also incredibly smart...and incredibly stupid.  

Several weeks ago, Andrew announced to me that he could speak "cat". 

Yeah...I know. I wonder about his sanity on occasion too. 

But he swore up and down that the cat understands him. Little did I know, it would save the damn cat's life.

The Circle of Life

Not the Real Loki...

My cat, Loki jumps up off the couch out of a sound sleep. Bolts across the room and promptly pukes his guts out on the carpet. Awesome. After he's done hurking, before I can even get to the paper towels, the dog is there trying to eat it.