1990 Called, They Want Their Punchline Back...

I walked into the kitchen, and Andrew was standing there with a hammer. He had a nail in the other hand. 

I watched him strike the nail, driving it into the wall until it was where he wanted it. He then turned and smiled at me. 

I smiled back.

What's In A Name?

You all know me as Rose...

But what you don't know is that I have a secret....

That's not my "REAL" name....