Shit My Dog Has Eaten

This is our dog Bear. Bear has been known to get into quite a bit of mischief throughout his three and a half years of life. This dog will eat anything not nailed down and some things that are. I named him Bear when I got him as a widdle puppers because he looked like a roly poly bear cub. Turns out the name was appropriate even with age, because now he forages like a damn bear.



Roly Poly Bear Cub



For your reading enjoyment I present:

Shit My Dog Has Eaten:

Drywall (not a corner...the MIDDLE of the damn wall)

1lb bag of Harry and David Chocolate Covered Raspberries

Cat poop

 Paper muffin liners

Makeup Brushes (It's a stick with a tail!)

Nylon stockings

Socks

Bras

THREE sticks of butter (simultaneously and subsequently barfed all over my bed)

THREE paper butter wrappers (see above)

Several tubes of lipstick

Four wooden spoons

Eggshells

Used tissues (mmm, salty)

Couch snack mix (stuffs his whole head into the couch cushions eating whatever's in there)

Several whole bags of chips

Carpet (pulled into strands like spaghetti)

Underwear

Six pairs of sunglasses (and counting)
Half bowl of ceasar pasta salad
Whole loaf of Challah Bread (oy!)
Half loaf of chocolate chip bread
Cat Food
Pens
Shoes (only high heeled ones, the stiletto part is like a leather covered stick!)
Cell phone (....yep luckily I had just gotten a new one)
Entire bowl of queso dip (Ole!)

Sour Patch Kids


But you know what he WILL NOT EAT?
Pickles
Olives
Wasabi Peas (yea, I figured he eats everything else, let him try one. He spits them out!)

This is the list of only some of the things that really stood out in my memory. I know there has been more. Now that he's a little older (more mature...bahaha) he has mostly stopped eating non-food items. He knows to chew his toys and that's it. That does not stop him, however, from jumping on the counter when we are not looking. Apparently he can reach to the BACK of the counter and the sink. He's a big-ass dog!